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Does Superman Really Care?
Improve Access to Communication.If elected, Superman will take a stand against the disappearance of telephone booths in downtown, ensuring all citizens will have the tools they need to survive in the Communication Age.Fight for Justice and the American WayAs an all-American hero, Superman opposes taxation without representation and fully supports District of Columbia statehood.Support Superboys and SupergirlsSuperman believes that children are more than sidekicks: they are our future. Mentoring, education, and instilling super self-esteem keep kids off the street and up in the sky.Make DC Faster than a Speeding Bullet (Train)The Man of Steel knows steel, and knows that Metro cars need to be updated or replaced for public safety. He believes that a mayor has a responsibility to prevent those emergencies with new technology, maintenance, and occasionally using his own body as a track. Superman will pledge at least $6 million to make the Metro better, faster, and stronger than before.End Nuclear ProliferationSuperman knows the dangers of nuclear weapons, having already personally thrown one directly into the sun to save New Jersey. If elected, he promises to rid the world of them.Improve our immigration system and bring people out of the shadowsAn orphan who came to this country seeking a new life, Superman understands the hopes and dreams of all who wish to call this country home. He knows firsthand how it feels to live under an assumed identity, to endure stares whenever he dons his native garb, and to feel like an outsider in a city he’s lived in for years.End Global WarmingHaving lost one planet, Superman is determined not to lose another.Prosecute White Collar CrimeIn his current role, Superman can only jail those villains obvious enough to build death rays or attempt to sink California into the ocean. As mayor, tracking down corporate criminals will be a top priority. |
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